Tuning

I literally dug out the freakjng guitar and tried to tune it but the guitar is freakjng off then I tried learning cords but fail... Lololololol I suck! (｡-_-｡) Haish.... And I wonder when I'll get married man I want to get married by 24/25 so that I can travel the world with my future husband!! >< hopefully someone actually wants me hahahahaha Cus I suck lol